Are you flippin' SEE-reous??? It's legal where Amoes lives? Holy flip. He lives in Cali-flippin'-fornica doesnt' he? I gotta find a map and get bus money! I wonder what kinda I.D. I will need at the border? Do they take Canadian Tire money? Maybe I can get refujee statis on account of the bad way the cops have treated me here with their harrasment and all.

- Shane

p.s. DON'T EVER call me a retread!!!