Speaking of Pinkard and Bowden, does anyone by chance have the words to their parody of "Wolverton Mountain?" I've been looking for it for years.

I just remember the first verse and the first line of the first chorus...

They say "Don't go to Three Mile Island
"If you're looking for a wife,
"'cause a few years back, they had a meltdown,
"and it's created new forms of life."

The bears and the birds are bigger than houses....

Peter.