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Thread #24111   Message #279736
Posted By: Pseudolus
17-Aug-00 - 03:17 PM
Thread Name: BS: All time classic jokes
Subject: RE: BS: All time classic jokes
Helen, loved the worm joke!

Hesperis, Bad jokes? I'm crushed..... I mean, it's true but I'm still crushed!! :)

I need to try to redeem myself, how's this....

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. Now he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.

As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side...You know what?"

What dear?" She asks gently.

I think you're bad luck."

Frank