I thought that it was clear that I'm describing smokers who won't walk away from a crowded street fair:

"what's the big problem with walking away.."
"they won't smoke elsewhere because it's too tough..."

but I'm happy to assist those who are confused. What the song advocates is technically assault, by the way, for the even more confused. Here's to olddude for trying to quit. You deserve a medal. I tried to post this and it didn't show up, so I'm trying again. And Mugg Muggles is not only a real person, he's one of the finest purveyors of song you'll ever hope to hear.