Hey Nightwing, thanks so much. I've had several people offer me free studio time and help with posting it on YouTube. I only sent it to this group because there was once a thread asking for nonsmoker songs, and I swear, it is much funnier in a live setting than I realized. Everybody else seems to be able to appreciate that I don't seriously advocate killing smokings. God knows, they're taking care of that themselves.

But hey kids, humor is personal, and certainly reasonable. I ran the use of "scum" by friends from England (you'll see them on my website) who insisted that the overkill was an essential ingredient.