Oh, I fell out a winder, a second story winder,
And caught my eyelash on the winder seal.
Here comes a train. Oh, I think it looks like rain.
A boy's best friend is his mother, no other.

While looking through the knothole on daddy's wooden leg,
Why do they build the shore so near the ocean?
Go get the axe. There's a fly on Lizzie's ear.
A boy's best friend is his mother, no other.

We'll feed the baby garlic so we'll find him in the dark.
Peroxide makes the hair grow blonder.
Go get the Listerine. My sister needs a beau.
A boy's best friend is his mother, no other.