Well, Carol, I've heard kinder songs from you, but there are elements of this song that are quite clever. It sounds a bit like my ex-wife, who nagged against my smoking for twenty years. After the ex kicked me out of the house, I shared a house with a very attractive young woman who said that quitting smoking might improve my sex life. It had little effect on my relationship with my pretty housemate, but it DID work....eventually.

But I really liked smoking, and quitting was one of the hardest things I've done in my life.

-Joe-