Thanks for resting your case, Dave. The song is funny to some people, not funny to others, purely a subjective matter, but a little comic at this point because none of you have heard it. The harder you stomp your foot and insist that it isn't funny, the funny this whole thread gets.

But please don't pretend to speak for me. I've said plainly that shooting people with bug spray is assault- not recommended. And my lifelong best friend is a smoker. This song is specially crafted to be sung in a street fair to someone holding a cigarette deliberately inches from your nose who, I fear, would laugh at a plaintive ballad about premature death from secondhand exposure.