Hehehee... I just recalled a Stooges "memory"...

I was five years old when I had my first date. She was a vision with long brown hair. I was smitten. I arranged for cookies and milk after school and asked Mum not to stare at her beauty as it might embarass her. I had set out my favourite toys in the living room while home for lunch... but, Mum advised me that a lady would think this was "messy" so I put them away, quickly. Sage advice.

Being a Stooges fan, I opened the house door for her and when she entered I gave her a playful kick in the arse as Moe used to do to one of the other Stooges, thinking it was quite funny. Apparently, she was not a Stooges fan... she was not amused.

Women!