Is it New Years yet??? Please say yes... Man, they oughtta outlaw this stuff... Oh, it is... Well, that's a good thing... No, it's not... What time is it in Bermuda??? Is it New Year's there??? No, no... Iceland... Where's Sharpie??? Ain't he in Iceland???

Hey, Skarpie!!! Is is New Years where you are???

Sheet fire... I don't think it's New Years excpet in the ocean... That is mighty messed up... Like who lives there??? Nobody, that's who... Why should the friggin' ocean have a New Years, answer me that one, will ya???

What time is it here... Sheet fire... My TV screen here says it's 8:44... I ain't gonna make it to real New Years... I might have to have me an Happy Ocean New Years 'cause Iz tired... Yeah, I'm watchin' the football an' tryin' to stay awake... I even drenkin' NA beer with my moonhine... That's non-ahclohol, fir those of you that ain't all that NA hip like me...

What time is it??? Sheet fire... It's only 8:47 now...

Hey, did anyone asnwer me what havppens to the old years??? I mean, do they recyle 'um, 'er what??? Well, they should...

Hey, Skarpee!!! Whads up, man??? Howz it hangin here on You Nears??? Ahhhhhh, is it You Nears there yet??? Ya'll got monshine there in Greenlandburg???

What time is it??? 8:50??? Hey, that call fir s hot of good ol' fashioned shine... This is the good stuff... Ain't got no fruits in it... Hey, if you want fruit then ya'll oughtta got down to the Dollar Store and get you some Koolaid...

Ahhhhhh, what time is it... 9:11... Danged... Is it New Years yet???