Rumours of my demise have been greatly exaggerated, Rapaire, so do not distress yourself unnecessarily. I simply have much better things to do most of the time than visit this little digital backwater known as Mudcat Cafe. Be that as it may, I wish you all a prosperous and eventful year in 2010. I may even see fit to send Tweed a card, as he hasn't been completely horrible of late. I think he may be capable of redemption.

* PR