I refuse to let a thread with this title go past without appealing to every one of you who can find the video, and has ancient enough technology to play it, to watch Branagh's b/w film In The Bleak Midwinter. OK, the plot creaks like a privvy door. And Branagh isn't actually in it. But it's LOVELY. Look down, look down at my bed foot./You'll see a basin stand there./ That basin's full of tears I shed/While watching stuff by Branagh.