It did have some entertaining fake Maine accents. All the evil dude wanted was the children anyway. Big deal.

I don't know why, but whenever the weather gets really cold and snowy, I love watching colder, snowier movies. 'The Savage Innocents' (with Quinn the Eskimo), 'Jeremiah Johnson', 'North to Alaska', 'White Fang', 'The Red Tent'... OK, maybe not that last one. Anyway, I watch them and I feel warmer. Then my power goes out and I head to your house. (Seriously, it's the ice storms that do that shit.)

Is this all off-topic? Does anyone care? I'm still sorry I missed the party. I haven't had real ham in ages and I missed Brett &
Wakana. Maybe we should do next year in Guam?