Oh, the guilt... Sniff... I went out lookin' fir a tree just like Chongo---before his untimely death, this is--- said was gonna falll on me but I couldn't find no trees like that so I went and got my chainsaw and tried to saw a tree down on myself cept...

...the sumabacih wenbt the wrong way and landed in the P-Vine prized azalea bed and then she come out to see what the commotion was and dragged my poor butt back in the house and put a whup on me and....

Sniff... is he really gone, LH??? Please say yer joking... Please...