Haven't you ever wondered why there is a soap scum ring in your tub. Scum FLOATS, of course it does, even if the soap doesn't!

Out here we have the great horned scum-sucker. Its horn curls down in front of its face and functions much like an elephant's trunk. They are known for frequenting filthy ponds, swamps and swill-flinging bars of ill repute where they suck it all up without discretion. Where would we be without the scum-suckers? Awash, I say, awash in scum!