The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #24349   Message #280435
Posted By: Bernard
18-Aug-00 - 05:15 PM
Thread Name: Discuss: Will The Turtle Be Unbroken? (Les Barker)
Subject: RE: Lyr Req: Will The Turtle Be Unbroken?
A bloke went to a fancy dress party (costume ball?), all dressed in green, carrying his girlfriend on his back.

'What have you come as?' asked the genial host.

'A turtle!' he replied.

'Who is she?'

'Michelle!'