Bec; Go to Aines songbook and find the parody i submitted months ago the birthday song sung to the tune of Silver threads among the gold. Sing that for him if that doesn't work, then give him all of the above with a good bottle of Jamieson's Irish whiskey. Or you could quote redneck Darth Vader "Shoot, Y'all come on over t' the dark side Luke! It'll be a hoot!" Kindest Reguards and happy birthday Death by Whiskey! Neil