Don't panic, Jim! It's not true. I did not create William Shatner. William Shatner was created in the usual fashion...his parents had sexual intercourse, and about nine months later William burst forth upon an unsuspecting world. At first, only a few people noticed, but by the time he had reached the age to attend university at McGill in Montreal, Canada, William was turning heads everywhere with his incredible grasp of the principles of both drama and seduction. He went on to boldly emote on the Shakespearian stage as none had emoted before! Critics were impressed. The public was stunned. And that was only the beginning.

Never fear, Jim, I did not create William Shatner. But if I could have...I definitely would have.