I mean, in 50 years this kid opens his American history book and there is a chapter entitled, "Burning Penis Trumps Health Care Reform"??? I donno about this country anymore... One guy tries to take down an airplane with a burning shoe and is out of the news cycle in 2 days yet another lights his dick on fire and three weeks later it's 24/7??? What's goin' on here, folks???

Are you implying that the poor dude won't be able to enjoy any of his 72 renewable virgins?