To: Captain James T. Kirk
      Commander, USS Enterprise
      Starfleet Command


Dear Captain Kirk:

Thank you for your interest in The Mother of All BS Threads.

Regretfully, the MOAB has reached its maximum capacity for fictional characters and we are unable to accept any further posts from you or anyone else aboard the Enterprise at this time.

We invite you to resubmit your posts at a later date, after we kill off a few more of Little Hawk's imaginary playmates.

Thank you.