Suppose I had better do one myself!

A Middle aged man from Hampshire,
Went walking with Willie one day.
But found Willie had, a mind of his own
and only wanted to play.

Willie was quite an adventurer,
As many will already know.
He would climb into the smallest of space,
In places others won't go.

Willie was like a good soldier,
Some days quite erect he would stand.
But some days he'd hang his head in shame,
And then he would need a hand.

But this day he stood quite proudly,
A challenge gave him some hype.
Without a pause he climbed inside a piece
Of stainless steel pipe.

But such was his pride, young Willie,
He simply ran out of luck.
He was so swelled up with his manly thoughts,
The silly sod got stuck.

The firemen deployed horn and blue light,
As to Willies aid they rushed.
When they arrived at that fateful scene,
Poor Willies pride was crushed.

They used the grinder to cut the pipe,
To release a thankful Willie.
His pride was hurt and he was quite bruised,
And he felt a little bit silly.

The moral to this story is,
If you take your Willie out.
And he sees a hole that's unsuitable please
Do your best to keep him out!!!!!