The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2806910
Posted By: Amos
08-Jan-10 - 03:54 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
...while the sad remains of Corridus' gore drips between their cooling remains, a tragic innocent bystander reduced to pulp in the heat of a titanic battle. Oh, and Shane, driven mad by grief, stumbles on their frozen remains while drunk and has a mortal stroke while standing over the death-scene in sheer shock and terror. At which point PEnelope, hearing the news, bursts into tears and drives her Jaguar into a tree, running over the curmudgeonly WInst6on and his wife in the process. The entire universe goes into profound mourning for twenty-four milliseconds...