LH Please do not ever mention again the first mosques that the US bombed. It is inconvienient and unamerican to bring up the scores we killed in one Lebanese Mosque alone while missing the intended target of an Arab nationaist who was seeking the overthrow of American puppet leaders in Iraq and Iran. Most of all NEVER repeat that it was sanctioned by Ronald Reagan. The US troops who later died on the beach in their sleep in Lebanon led to Reagan pulling out troops.... and to save face fired several salvos of shells into Lebanon from the oldest AND ONLY floating battleship still commissioned. Lookin back, its pretty sad that Ronnie signed off on givin Iran a shitlad of weapons to git our hostages back too.
Nothin set a precedent for US wimphood and Arab victory than that one.
Destabilization and arms sales to both Iraq and Iran did eventually succeed in a war between the two countries resulting in a staggering death toll that virually exterminated an entire generation on each side. But the blowback was the loss of the US Shah and a fundamentalist Khomeni starting an Islamic goverment. but wait it gets worse...we then killed our puppet in Iraq after TWO wars with him! but never mind those kinds of facts. Sure you can point fingers at the USA and say its all quid pro quo but Jesus Christ on a cracker! they have bombed our bikes, cars, trucks, SUV's, Hummers, Tanks, boats, ships, helicopters, planes, planes and buildings, Embassies, subways, Tesas Arny base, and now underwear on a commercial flight. Iffin it rolls floats or flies they done bombed it. Ahm a geddin sick and turd ofit Yahear?. Were all sic and turd ofit.
LETS HAVE SOME HYPTHETICAL FUNNNNNNNNNN
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Now ahm jus a country boy but iffin I was them, shhh, if i wuz them, I would have really destabilized America ... ;-0 by having us fear a terrier attack from Canadian actors OR WURST YET get a mouth breathin Mexican to bomb America.
Holy Shit in your beer! now that would scare the livin crap outta teabaggers and commie fasist libruls alike!! Imagine AMerica surrounded by Canadian terriers and Mexicant terriers just a shootin and a bombin the shit outta Texas and Minnisota!!!!!!!!!!
opps,sorry i'll keep it down...
(whisperin) I can see it now, Brigadeer General Pat Bucchanon would lead a civolian army of Real Americans and private secretary of real american defense General Sarah Palin would direct the invasion of the Knuks with an all civilian army armed to the teeth along with volunteer AWOL troops from the Alaskan National Guard. livin on nothin but wolves and moose meat these troops would git seasoned and mean in a big hurry.
In a classic pincer movement she would clear a path from Alaska to Buffalo while Gen Buchannon would go from Texas up through South Carolina to DC. The rest of the Red Sates Army would go due east and attack DC in superior numbers with Sarah and Pat on their flanks.
Sheeeit there is room here for a whole lotta insane detail but you git the pictur.
By the way it really bugs me that red blooded right wing red state tea baggers can never say RED China. Man its like nothin is gonna stand between them and plastic Wall Mart merchandise, not even commies. Crap! a community leader in skid row can be called a commie socialist but not Walmart, no siree.
But ya know the biggest terrror tack of all, biggern all the Canadians and Hezbolla Mexicans put together???? IT would be an CO - ORDINARYTED terrior tack on all evry FOX news studio in Merica, or at least one per state on 8-9-10. Man can U majine the shitsturm over that ONE ??? Hooo BOy
ah oh, I better shut up fore some sack head hadgie overheards me an duz it. Man watchin Fox News live, gitin blowd up overn an overn again...... sheeit I'd pay ta see that fur sure. wha? I'm jus sayin...