I'm not likely to make it from London to Manchester on Thursday, but
here's the shanty I sang for Theresa on the bad shirts and shanty day in the Endeavour at Whitby in 2001, after she won the Saltburn shanty competition:

I'm feeling sad and so forlorn
Sing 'em loud
Can't help the gender I was born
Sing 'em loud

We weedy women high and shrill
Sing 'em loud
Can't compete with Jim or Bill
Sing 'em loud

While they are belting out each word
Sing 'em loud
We women struggle to be heard
Sing 'em loud

But there is one who breaks the rule she
Sings 'em loud
Her name it is Theresa Tooley, she
Sings 'em loud

Kitty