Lizzie, I keep explaining to you,

Royston, a number of people have been explaining things to Lizzie for a number of years. Welcome to the club.

This post has it about right.

Subject: RE: BS: Islamic Protest in Wootton Bassett
From: David el Gnomo - PM
Date: 10 Jan 10 - 05:56 AM

There is always a final bit. She flounces off promising never to return to Mudcat again.

About a month later she comes back.