The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126357 Message #2808785
Posted By: catspaw49
10-Jan-10 - 11:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: Sore that wont heal
Subject: RE: BS: Sore that wont heal
Far be it from me to push a proven medical approach because you never know ......... The other stuff might work......... Plus there might be other fun side effects........
Like this friend of mine......Couldn't do the Viagra thing and found out about this other "natural" method where he made up a salve of tomato paste, pickle juice, mustard seed, and dehydrated onions, in a base of peanut oil.....He rubbed it on and the damn stuff worked great!!! Regained his sex life!!!! 'Course whenever he drives past a McDonald's he gets a boner...............................
So have Jacqui standing by with a baseball bat.......With the smell and consistency of the goo you got there you'll have guys coming up and wanting to fuck your neck.........