"OK then, no-one cares what the beer is.."

You're joking, mate!

Anything by Shepherd Neame's acceptable, although Canterbury Jack's by far the poorest of the lot and Bishop's Finger's too strong and claggy for a session. I prefer Master Brew, although I know that you find it too sulphury! (It must be the devil in me!)

That's my two penn'orth!