Dave, do give it a rest, there's a dear...or take some aspirin or something...or read a book, or make love with the vicar's wife...*anything* but sit there counting how many minutes there are between my posts!

I don't need to count the minutes between your posts Lizzie. Just the minutes between you contradicting yourself.

And I have had a word with the Vicar and frankly he objects to the fact that you have suggested his wife is some sort of tart. I told him to bow to your greater knowledge of tarts.