ENT DOCTOR RAPES LOCAL
    FOLKSINGER'S NECK

"He just smelled so damn good, I lost control"

AP NEWSWIRE: A local man known for old folksongs and terrible jokes was allegedly raped in the neck by an unnamed ENT who had been treating him. The Doctor stated to police that he had no control over himself after getting a whiff of some silly concoction the simpleass old goof had applied to his neck.

For his part the victim could only respond, "eehhhhh...yea......"

His wife could not be reached for comment.

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