The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #24244   Message #281083
Posted By: Micca
20-Aug-00 - 06:46 AM
Thread Name: BS: THE GREENMAN MUDCAT TAVERN
Subject: RE: BS: THE GREENMAN MUDCAT TAVERN
A large green giant, following Liz the Squeak who is walking backwards and giving hand signals to the porter, enters and stops by the door. The Porter comes out from under the Giant sweaty and very thirsty, with a large carrier in one hand ( swearing colourfully sotto voce)and calls to the bar staff fo a lrge jug 1/2 full of Ice, from the bag he pulls a bottle of Champagne and a container with a pint(UK) of chilled peach juice in it, he carefully( by eye) measures 4 Oz of apricot Brandy into the jug and adds the peach juice followed by the champagne and give it a stir. The cry goes up, " "The golden Shower is ready" ( for that is what the drink is called) and the porter collpses into a seat with a glass of it in his hands, muttering, " what fool suggested I dance a green man Giant in the woods in summer"