Look, you have to explain things to Amos. He once heard Francis Bacon's quote that "some books are to be digested" and was forever banned from the public library for eating a dictionary. He thinks that every morning the city of San Diego turns on the lights and turns them off at night. He once reported a very slow, very bright UFO crossing the sky from east to west that was toasting the Earth with heat rays.

Be patient with him. He's worked hard these many years to reach the letter "E" in the alphabet.