You must have the constitution of an ox, Dave!

First time I went to the States, I slipped across the road from the hotel into a shop to buy paracetamol, and I saw Hersheys chocolate bars. I thought, "Aha, bet these are good, and they're CHEAP! I'll have a few for nibbling on at night, and take a few home". I ate two pieces (the second one was just to confirm the conclusion I drew from eating the first). The rest went in the bin.

Now, if it was a Belgian chocolatier that was taking Cadbury's over................mmmmmmmmmm!!