Close calls are fun to talk about    for the survivors.

For the dead victims it just palin sucks.

LH said maybe the dead are better off, who knows, have you tried it?



I reccommend leaving behind a note from beyond the grave ... not like a Will but more like an angry rant
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for example:


If you are reading this now I am dead, and let me tell you it really sucks. There is a guy here who is telling everyone what to do. Who made him boss? Everything is dark with a wierd blurry outline around everything that can pass through everything else. By the way everthing hurts. Its like whenever you try to move you hit a funny bone. This shit ain't funny. Time is totally fucked here. I can smell farts before they were blasted. I can see the far hidden side of objects as easy as the front. Not only can I move up and down and back and forth but I can sort of go in and out in a way that is just too wierd to explain. Being dead really blows. I had a bunch of programs on my DVR I haven't seen yet. The sky here reminds me of a Bikini Bottom sky but instead of flowers, there are strange changing fractal patterns. Whoa, up ahead and inside there is this sprialing white hole that is...hey I am writing you this note. Man, like being an infant , none of this makes any sense.