I `ad that Ruth Archer in my cab the other day. She looked well pleased with `erself and she `ad this little parcel in her `and. It was `er evening meal all wrapped up in a copy of "The Times".( None of your old "Sun" at "Fred`s Fried Food & Fish".)
I said, "Blimey Ruthie. If that`s your dinner it don`t `alf pen and ink. What you got in there? A Bit of rock and chips?"
She said, " S`right Jim. I just love that dogfish, `specially with some good old Sarsons vinegar and HP Sauce."
I said, "Dogfish? You sure `e `asn`t run out of fish and fried `is pet mongrel instead?!!"

Whaddam I like??