The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126530   Message #2813008
Posted By: Little Hawk
15-Jan-10 - 04:41 PM
Thread Name: BS: Do you believe in fate?
Subject: RE: BS: Do you believe in fate?
Oh, wait...I know...death by hamsters is optional. To achieve it you have to acquire a very large number of hamsters...several thousand, I would think...and put them in a deep pit or an empty swimming pool. You then play loud Rap music to the poor things to drive them into a killing frenzy. You then strip off all your clothes, utter an inchoate shriek, and dive bodily into the pit or pool full of frenzied hamsters.

It's not a pleasant way to go, but it is optional, because you have to do it yourself. No one else will do it for you. It's too much trouble. ;-)