An armadillo in Amarillo? Well, I guess that's where you'd find them.

My nephew in Amarillo called me in Alaska one day. I asked him, What does Amarillo look like?

He said, OK, I'll take the phone to the window and I'll tell you... OK, I can see about seven miles and I can see one tree.

I said, You better hope no one goes crazy with a chain saw.

He said, Right. Or there goes my view.