The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #126611   Message #2814031
Posted By: Songbob
16-Jan-10 - 10:07 PM
Thread Name: Poem. Tea with the queen
Subject: RE: Poem. Tea with the queen
I don't know that one, but there's a round that goes:

I sat down with the duchess at tea;
It was just as I thought it would be.
Her rumbling abdominal were simply phenomenal,
And everyone thought it was me!

But the Queen? Sorry.