"I looked at one of the new Ski-doos on display in a grocery store just the other day. Sweet gentle jeepers! The Bombardier engineers that design their jets must have been told by management to to build a Ski-doo suspension and drive system that only well trained aerospace mechanics could work on with custom turned tools!"

And a pilots license!!!
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"So Sorry. Do you have to pay to repair the "machine" too?"

It's the right thing to do!
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and we used all the different names that have been mentioned and a few more that would not be polite to repeat!