...people who run the Lava Hot Springs mineral pools. No sulfur, just hot to warm (112F and downwards) pools to soak in for a couple of hours. And I'll do it again tomorrow morning.

Dear Shame:

I knew that you'd miss me but I never knew how much. Just to show you how much I care, at my own personal expense I'm going to have a guy named "Big Tony" DiAnnunzio and a couple of his friends come over from Toronto to "visit" you. You'll like Tony: he too has spent some time in some of the better prisons of Canada and the US. In fact, he liked Canada so much the US sent him back there! I'll see that he rents a boat and takes you for a nice boat ride, and that he shows you how an anchor works.

Have fun!!

Your pal,
Rapaire