From Richard Thompson's web site:

TWO LEFT FEET
Richard Thompson

1. O two left feet, two left feet,
How can you dance with two left feet?
Two left feet, two left feet,
How can you dance with two left feet?

CHORUS: I love you, honey. You're so sweet.
Just get rid of them two left feet.
You got no style. You got no beat.
All you've got is them two left feet.

2. Well, your hair is pretty and your face is a treat,
But I don't like your two left feet.
I'm not one to admit defeat,
But I can't win with your two left feet. CHORUS

3. Well, they're pulling people in off the street.
They all want to look at your two left feet.
Dance with Jimmy. Dance with Pete.
Don't dance with me with them two left feet. CHORUS

4. I dance with you and I land on my seat.
That's 'cos you dance with two left feet.
You could make my life complete.
Just get rid of them two left feet. CHORUS

REPEAT VERSE 1 AND CHORUS, TWICE


[On "Hand of Kindness" (1983), "Watching the Dark" (1993), "Live At Crawley 1993" (1995).]