Just finished this one so thought I'd post it up as the thread is running:-

It goes to the tune of "Wild Mountain Thyme"

1. Oh, those teenage years are coming
And my jeans they are descending,
And that wild waist band
Is towards my ankles heading
Cool dude, yo! Cool dude, yo!

Chorus:-

And we'll all look pratts together
Like we've crapped ourselves big time
And it don't look none too clever
Jeans slung lo, jeans slung lo!

2. With the crotch around my knees
On a downward journey going
What happens if I sneeze?
And my underpants are showing
Cool dude ,yo, cool dude, yo!

Chorus:-

And we'll all look pratts together

3. With one arm around my lassie,
And the other to my kecks a clinging
Oh, cruel will be my fate
If my mobile phone starts ringing
Cool dude, yo! Cool dude, yo!

Chorus:-

And we'll all look pratts together

4. With my sideways baseball cap,
I will surely wind up my mother
"You can't go out dressed like that!"
But I'll just say "Am I bovvered?"
Cool dude yo, cool dude, yo!

Chorus:-

And we'll all look pratts together