Amos - "I am sure, sir, that playing with your own piece is a continuous source of delight to you."

You are going too far when you say that, sir! I have not spoken a word on this forum about your own vile solitary habits, because I am a person with some sense of restraint and mutual respect...unlike yourself! I am now compelled, however, to respond in kind. It is my opinion that if you persist in "spanking the monkey" any further you will not only go blind...he will start hitting back!