No particular place to go: "Oh, it's _that_ button to undo the seatbelt..."

Eleanor Rigby: Made a miraculous recovery, as a result of which all her neighbours became born-again Christians and joined Father Mackenzie's church.

Jake the Peg's family got sponsorship from Pamper's for the nappies. Jake became the world kickboxing champion.

On Ilkley Moor bah tat: "Don't worry, I wore my coat."

Big bad Leroy Brown: Bought some Preparation H. Now he's much less irritable, and no longer a bad-ass.

Grab.