Here's a wee story ah send tae mah pals in Dundee'Dinnae mind the the typin as a didnae ken hoo tae edit if ah made a mistake.

While ah wis sittin' here huv'n a pint ah wiz listenin' tae the wireless an' there wiz a story oan that micht be of interest tae ye especially tae JJ. see'in as how he works at NASA. If ye remember that when Neil Armstrong did his famous walk on the moon an said "a small step fur man etc." when he wiz signin' aff tae mission control he made the enigmatic statement"Goodnight Mrs Grabowsky. When he wiz asked whit he meant he widn'y say.Noo that aboot 35yrs huv' gone by an' the Grabowsky's are gone, when he wiz asked again he finally decided tae tell whit he meant.When he wiz a youngster he wiz playin' aboot the Grabowsky hoose an he heard an argument between Mr an Mrs G. Mrs G wiz shoutin' tae Mr G "Oral Sex!!Aye ye'll get Oral Sex when that young fella' next door walks on the moon" So there it is the secret is oot!! Ah hope this dizny get clipped as it's a good story. W.y. PS, Watch oot fur flyin' pigs next!!!

LJC