Well, I'd say that if there is an afterlife, and it includes a heaven and a hell as weanies like Pat Robertson seem to think, they're going to get a nasty surprise when the first thing that greets them after they shuffle off this mortal coil is not a view of the Pearly Gates with St. Peter handing them the registry book, but a very warm, dark place with a strong whiff of sulfur in the atmosphere, and Charon, the boatman, waiting to ferry them across the Styx.

Don Firth