A fellow goes into an antique shop. He looks at everything, but he falls in love with, and buys, a little stuffed rat. He pays for it and walks out of the store.

Before he's walked a block he noticed a few rats walking behind him. After a mile every rat in the city is in line behind him---millions of rats!! He heads toward the river thinking it must be the little rat he bought that's somehow causing this. He throws the rat into the river and all of the rats jump right in after it! "Whew, I got out of that pretty easy."

He heads back to the antique shop. The clerk asks hi, "Sir, is there something I can do to help you?"

The fellow answers, "Yes, you wouldn't possibly have a little stuffed ----- ------, would you?"

(YOU FILL IN THE INSTRUMENT---lawyer or whatever!)