The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2817103
Posted By: Janie
20-Jan-10 - 06:26 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Speaking of minimalism, could some one post the Readers Digest version of what has been happening here at Mom's place the last couple of weeks?

I ain't got the time or concentration to catch up.   

And some sibs you lot are! Nary an anguished and anxious word about my absence. Why, I coulda been kidnapped by a Yeti, run off the road over an imbankment, trapped in my car with two broken noses and nothing to drink but the case of cheap, aussie shiraz that was belted in on the passenger seat (Thank God for screwcaps!) - I mean, that is what I would have said if I had been in that predicament. I coulda chased Gluon down a wormhole only to land on the set of Stargate Atlantis, where I was mistaken for one of the symbols on the gate that fell off, and stuck back on with superglue! I could a had a brainfart, moved to Massachusetts and voted Republican, for chrissake!

Sheesh. Some family you are.