Ah no no no, The abductor of rodents or a burglarizing Mickey is not me. Brilliant and sneaky and clever is he. I am but an informed satirist like a sign post by the sea. Its not muse teeth or moose feet its Mouse Theif not me skittling on tiny feet in circles in a cast iron pot beneath the stove.





"Americans lighten up"
quote Akenaton



Dear Egyptian king and reformer of antiquity,
We as Americans grind our heros' bones for tea.
We drink it down and say "its such a pity".
We lighten up in mysterious ways
We embrace our heros and turn them into strays.

Oh sure we love our athletes
We love our amorous heros
We love our wealthy streets
We love more reducing heros
to sacrificial zeros.

When we are bored by excellence
When we are too envious
We cut the exhalted down to size
We even tingle with enjoyment if our victim cries.
Ohhh it feels so good you can't imagine.
From rags to riches to rage is our fashion.

For example todays newspaper page
shows Tiger Woods in a hood
sporting a beard with the grimice of a cynic.
Roaming the grounds
of a sexual addiction clinic.

sip GULP mmmm

AAhh what could be better than Tiger Woods tea.
You see...
Now we can gloat,
vicariously
We Are Now Better Than He.