Auntie Mary had a canary. She also had a duck.
She took behind the kitchen corner and taught it how to —
FRY eggs for breakfast. Fry eggs for tea.
If you drink a lot of water, it will make you —
PETER had a boat. The boat began to rock.
He fell off and a shark bit of his —
COCKTAILS and whiskey, ten cents a glass.
If you don't like it, stick it up your —
ASK no questions. Tell no lies.
I saw a police man doing up his —
FLIES are bad, bugs are worse,
And this is the end of my dirty little verse.