My Tom cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants, 24/7/365. His meals are provided at no cost to him. He visits the doctor regularly for checkups, and when medical needs arise. For this he pays nothing and nothing is required of him. He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep. If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep. He receives these accomodations absolutely free. He is living high on the hog and has no expenses whatsoever. All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living.
Holy Shit! My cat is a Democat!